Pregnancy Dreams

I've been having crazy dreams since I was about 7 or 8 weeks pregnant and haven't mentioned them much since it's pretty much every night and every nap and has just become part of my sleeping experience now. But here's a sampling of just one night of insane pregnancy dreams:

- having Sarah Palin as my mom and finding out she's been reported to CPS for neglecting my sisters

- watching a psychotic murderer shoot and kill several people in front of me, including Heath Ledger, who died holding my hand

- being held captive by a demented sadistic torturer and his freaky gender-bender cohorts while he plays a "game" involving throwing knives at my cleavage and guessing my cup size

- escaping from the torturer and flying through the air all over my hometown and out onto a snow-covered prairie

- describing a lame past date that happened on the prairie to a female friend, who goes on to propose the exact same date to me, much to my chagrin

- waking up and describing all of these dreams in great detail to my husband, only to realize that I am still asleep and unable to wake up.